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Don’t jump to conclusions on Twitter

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People who spend a lot of time on Twitter will know what I’m talking about here. It’s a big deal when someone (possibly a pretty girl) starts following you on Twitter. You’re curious. If not all out horny. Question will pop up. “Why me?”, “Do I know her? No? Awesome. So she likes me just by my excruciatingly small profile picture on Twitter. Awesome. I’m so awesome.”

But it means nothing. At all. They are possibly just trolls. Or worse spammers. Or even worse, someone who looks for ways to make a sex toy run off a phone charger.

And no that last one was not exaggeration.

I got this is my mail today:

Boo

Now I’m not overly active on Twitter and every now and then I receive a mail saying “Blah Blah is following you on Twitter” which I choose to ignore. But this one wasn’t a BlahBlah. The Twitter Handle was TheSexTopic.

I mean wow. If you get something like that in your mail and you choose not to check it out, you’re a fag. Yes I know we all keep receiving a bunch of spam mail. Look through your spam folder and you will be overridden with penis enlargement drugs, viagra , dildo sales and the occasional boob job. I hope like me these mails are ignored and deleted by you. I hope.

But this was from Twitter for gods sake. And to top it all off, it had a decent number of followers? All horny little fapfap’s? It needed a check. So that’s just what I did. Here’s what I got.

Ignore the Background

 

Other Tweets included :

“oouuutch, my peepee hurts watching this”

“Sex With a Strap On: The Politics of Penetration”

“Penis Measuring”

Now don’t jump to conclusions. My reaction at the first tweet too was “Holy Shit ! This is a horny Engineer bored with going *fap fap* on chat rooms.”

But then a scroll down the page revealed some interesting stuff.

” New Wii Vibrator Remote Technology for the Ladieshttp://sns.ly/ZNb2y0

and

” Stand with Planned Parenthood tomorrow. http://sns.ly/ZOb2y3

and even funny stuff :

” This is why I love my girlfriend so much (last Thurs)http://sns.ly/ZBb1y0

So my point being, check the page out before going : “SLUT !!! WHORE !!! THAT GIRL CAT FROM THUNDERCATS !!!”

Brilliantly funny post on Cracked.com

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From the article ‘6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided ‘ . This is just one and definitely the funniest of the lot. You should read the rest.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring — Gandalf

Gandalf kind of cheats the “dramatic death” thing by coming back in the second film of the series, but he clearly didn’t know that when he chose to stay behind to fight the Balrog so the rest of the Fellowship could get away (though the Fellowship just stands there and watches the fight instead of actually getting away).


He’s risking his life to buy us time! We’d better all stay and watch.


Actually, the Fellowship seems to have a good 30-second head start on the Balrog, as everyone else is up the stairs and almost out the door before they even notice Gandalf hanging out in the middle of the bridge waiting for the flaming death beast to arrive.


“Hey guys, watch me! This is going to be awesome. Hey guys! Are you watching? Guys?”


Gandalf’s plan seems to consist entirely of “break bridge so YOU SHALL NOT PASS.” He starts talking smack to the Balrog about what a badass wizard he is, again probably to give the not-running-away Fellowship time to leave, and when that doesn’t make the monster back down, he cracks the bridge as the Balrog is crossing, causing it to fall into the dark chasm below, directly in front of him. The Balrog is so close, in fact, that it’s able to grab him as it goes down, and bam, no more wizard protection for the Fellowship.


Leaving them with two tanks, ranged DPS, melee DPS and four midgets.

Wait a second …

There was no reason Gandalf had to wait that long to break the bridge, or break it from the center like he did.

If he had crossed all the way, broken the bridge and then kept running before the Balrog caught up to them, they all would have been in the clear, and they wouldn’t have lost their wizard for the better part of two movies. Or even if he did exactly what he did but then ran away, he would have been fine. Instead, he waited in the very center for as long as humanly possible before cracking that sucker, and then he just hung around as it fell, even though goblins were still shooting arrows at them from across the chasm.


He still could have “not passed” if you broke it from the other side, Gandalf.


Then again, maybe we can blame the Fellowship for this one. If they had run away like they were supposed to, maybe Gandalf wouldn’t have felt the need to drag out this bridge-destroying thing for as long as possible and gotten himself temporarily killed


Good work, douche bags.